O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
please don't ironically join a cult
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