If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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