his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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