i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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