Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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