I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
that may or may not have been my penis.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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