Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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