The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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