Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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