Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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