i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
