so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In other news, I just burned my penis
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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