I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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