And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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