is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
wow bdsm is so cute
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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