ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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