My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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