i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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