You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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