i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Sorry my hands just texted you
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
