i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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