Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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