you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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