: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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