i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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