"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
her vagine was all disorganized.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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