I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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