but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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