Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
COCAINE IS GR8
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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