Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
