p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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