I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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