I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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