I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize