apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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