wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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