Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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