Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
