Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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