may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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