yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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