I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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