So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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