HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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