Buhtt sex?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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