Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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