I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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