He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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