It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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