we're blogging at a bar
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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