The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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