she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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