Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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